Oh Olivia Newton John...you and your catchy songs! *does a jazzercise workout and spins around, coming face to face with a massive creature knows as Seven* Uhh...yes?

Anyway! I love to workout, never actually done jazzercise...does it still exist? Just finished a wonderful workout and I feel fantabulous!! Did my taxes and although it's small, it's still something.

But on to what I feel is rather sickening. A subdivision of webmd usually runs these little tests just to get a perspective on certain subjects. Well it opened its testing to subscribers and I decided to do one. I submitted two different pictures of me: one with me in jeans and a tshirt with no makeup and the other all decked out in my goth-esque items. The test was to see how men judge women based on their looks. My jeans and tshirt photo ranked an average of "4" while my goth photo averaged an "8".

This pisses me off. Why do we as women have to get all dressed up for a guy to even notice us? Me: I hardly ever dress up every single day. I'm a jeans and a tshirt kind of person. This just really ticks me off. I may not be a model or a dumbass playboy picturesque woman, but I know I'm not hideous.

When a guy looks at me, he sees nothing. He justs see a woman that he has no interest in. So far the only guys that have hit on me are over 50. It's frustrating that guys are so fucking stupid.

Now, the same study performed with women: my jeans photo was rated about "6" while my other photo was rated "5". Women have more open minds. We see the girl next door look as more appealing than the flashy girl. A slutty looking woman walks past you and you think "God, that's disturbing" while a guy thinks "I can hit that."

So...fuck you men. I guess my thoughts of living along with my fifty cats is a hundred steps closer to becoming a reality. Meh. I will always drool over men that will never come to know me. That's why they call them dreams.

*cracks knuckles* And my male friends wonder why I yell at them so much. So! Let's get physical.